Welcome KROZZBOW . . .

Over at GeekPropaganda.com (The actual site that we run NOW as the one you are reading at the moment is NO LONGER UPDATED with anything other than requests for you to go THERE.)  we have announced that KROZZBOW from the XBOX Live Network has joined us and will be writing articles for fun and no profit.

WE HAVE MOVED.

New hotness is HERE at Geekpropaganda.com

I’m taking my ball and going home . . .

Okay – actually I’m not going home – I’m going to another service provider.

WordPress is a great host, but they don’t allow me to do all the cool (read – commercial) stuff I need to if I’m going to take this dopey experiment to the next level.

SO . . . I am in the process of moving all my stuff to the new place:

geekpropaganda.com

I’ll be in and out of here in the meantime while I set it all up, but just be aware that the new hotness is OVER THERE.

Jumper – Revenge of the Suck.

There was a time when all a movie had to do to be good was cast Sam Jackson.

That time has passed.

This movie is about how Sam Jackson hunts down Jumpers – people who can teleport to anywhere at anytime . He does this because – I don’t know why. I don’t think it matters.

I did not make it to the end of this one. Just couldn’t. It’s like Highlander crossed with . . . Howard the Duck and a sliver of … oh it just sucks. Just awful. Hated it.

Good special effects. Sorta.

Blech.

Hayden Christiansen is in this. It made me long for his brilliant character work in Attack of the Clones.

Just not a good way to spend 2 hours – better off at the dentist.

Not even worth a buck in the Redbox believe it or not.

Could I get a Large Coffee, Very light, with extra Jihad please?

So obviously the scarf Rachael Ray is wearing above is a direct symbol of terrorism right?

I mean that’s the first thing I thought when I saw it.

And Dunkin Donuts agreed because when some balsam wood reactionary fruit loop with NOTHING better to do then LOOK FOR CRAP to complain about brought it to their attention; Dunkin Donuts folded like a cheap camera and pulled it.

Now Rachael Ray has to do arts and crafts and dish about whatever the hell she dishes about with Oprah all the way from freakin’ Guantanamo Bay.

HEY IMBECILES – Rachael Ray is not a terrorist.

She is annoying as hell on occasion and her goofy laugh may send you looking for a pipe bomb, but you can take my word for the fact that she will never be piloting a 747 into your Donut Shop.

She probably doesn’t even drink that crap anyway.

She strikes me as more of a Bourbon chick – and I would know . . .

No more Hulk Bashing.

Ok. I surrender. I can’t wait.

I will make not ONE more sarcastic joke about how I THINK the HULK will be until I see it.

And after this commercial – I cannot WAIT to see it.

Dark Knight . . .

Batman Gotham Knight – Official Trailer

THE CALMIXX GUIDE TO BATMAN IN THE MOVIES

I am well known for my addiction to all things Batman.
I have a tatoo of the Bat symbol on my left arm and a set

of Batarangs in my glove compartment should I come across

any evil doers in my every day life.

A while back I stated that I wanted to put together my

thoughts on all of the Bat movies so far before the Dark

Knight was released and now . . . I have done so.

There. One more meaningless accomplishment down . . . three thousand four hundred and fifty six to go.

With no further ado, I give you -

THE CALMIXX GUIDE TO BATMAN IN THE MOVIES

Coolest IRON MAN CGI Animation ever !!!!!

Ummm. . . What the hell is this from?

Is this some Video Game Cut scene or something?

The end of it suggests that it may be a Marvel Comics Ad . . . There are 2 more parts on YouTube that I was able to find by searching for Iron Man . . .

Just incredible. Speaking of which the HULK is in part 3.

Here’s Part One for ya. Go find the others on your own. (You’ll never learn if I just keep doing everything for you…)

Hulk Suck!

Okay look. I really want to like this. I do. But I don’t.
I just don’t.
I like Ed Norton, I like William Hurt, I like Liv Tyler, I like Tim Roth . . .
The Hulk looks like a cartoon.
Ang Lee’s Hulk looked like a REAL PERSON. This looks like a cartoon.
That’s all. Feel free to disagree.