What happens on Xbox Live, stays on Xbox Live.

Stop reading my stupid blog and go get Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 for the Xbox 360.

Those of you used to killing me and my friends on Gears of War may have to find new targets for a while because right now the plan is for myself and my bad @$$ gaming buds to kick it Ninja Style on the new Rainbow Six game hitting shelves in the morning.

So if you see me or Brother Jobu or Krozzbow or KrazyIvan75 bleeding to death on a Casino Roulette table this week, stop by and say hello.

I’ll be the one covered in bullets.

That is not soda. Leave me and my Coke alone.

So while perusing the internet searching for coolness I came across an ad that invited me to lose belly fat with Pink.

Now I love Pink and happen to think her “I’m not Dead” CD is the best thing I’ve heard in 5 years (Kids Bop 12 not withstanding).

I could not imagine why she would care about my belly fat, but whatever, I’m a fan so I clicked.

Well. It wasn’t the same Pink. It was some stupid fat patch. Feeling betrayed I was about to click away forever when I noticed the following quote all decked out like it was posted by the freakin’ Dali Lama of fat patch advice:

“Got to have soda? Even the diet kinds aren’t healthy. Here’s a better way to satisfy your craving and eliminate all that sugar and sweetener: mix one part of your favorite fruit juice with two parts sparkling water. It’s (naturally) sweet, crisp, healthy, and refreshing!”

Really?

Sweet, crisp, healthy AND refreshing? Why it’s like the wonder beverage.

I want my freakin’ Coke.

I love Coke.

One part fruit juice, my @$$.

Blockbuster should be scared . . .

I’m not really a fan of endorsing products for free, but with all the movie talk flying around here lately, it strikes me that I should really let you all know about this thing if you don’t already.

Redbox is exactly that. A big red vending machine “box” full of DVDs. You can rent them at the box or rent them online and pick them up at the box later. They cost ONE DOLLAR a night. They are in many McDonalds locations as well as many major Supermarkets.

The movies are new releases and I’ve been using them for about 3 months now with great results. ONE DOLLAR I TELL YOU.

Go to their site to see if they have a machine near you and you can use this code to get a free rental: dvdonme