Telegraph UK is reporting that Christian Bale was arrested for assault after a complaint was lodged by his Mother and Sister. IT does not come out and SAY he hit them, but it says he was arrested after they made an assault complaint.
Maybe it was Ma Parker from the old Batman series – that MIGHT be ok . . .
Maybe he assaulted their sense of fashion?
Wishful thinking as I prefer my superheroes to NOT beat up on women. As a rule.
Here is the link to prove I did not make this up.
If I was going to make this up it would end with him smacking the bejesus out of a roasted nut salesman on the sidewalk and singing the Austrailian National Anthem while juggling batarangs behind Morgan Freeman who was playing the tuba. HA !
