Take 3 Jonas Brothers, 2 or 3 kids from other Disney shows, the mother from Wizards of Waverly Place and MTV’s Julie Brown of all people and stir. No, not Downtown Julie Brown, the other one.
Now take the resulting bubble gum pop rock, pseudo musical, High School Musical wanna be (if such a thing could actually exist) and play it over and over again until your ears bleed and you find yourself actually caring if the nice girl working in the Camp kitchen will actually ever get to sing with the hot young rock star.
Will Mitchie win the Camp Rock final Jam?
Oh what the hell do YOU think?
Let me tell ya, when it comes to Camp Rock – you really don’t appreciate it’s subtle nuances until the 5th time. Sigh.



