The internet is retarded.

I have spent too much time on You Tube lately. But not as much as these two.

The next time you think maybe you’ll take a video of you and your brother lip syncing a Katy Perry song and pop it up on the internets for your adoring fans. . . think again.

Then think one more time.

Then take a nap.

DO NOT post it on You Tube. Because if you post it on You Tube, people will see it – and post it on their blogs – and then even MORE people will see it. And then one day your on a job interview at Morgan Stanley and the guy deciding if he wants to hire you for the big VP position you worked your whole life for is gonna look at you and say:

“Do you have a Hello Kitty shirt?

There is something oddly familiar about you . . . “

And one more thing – no way this guy ever kissed a girl. No way.

2 Responses to “The internet is retarded.”

  1. HJacobs Says:

    I liked your video a lot, but did you have to use the word retarded?

  2. calmixx Says:

    Whoah – 1st of all – It’s not MY video – I don’t even own a Hello Kitty T-shirt – I’m really more of a Badtz Maru type of guy . . . 2nd of all, Yes. Yes I did. That video WAS retarded. I’m not looking to offend anyone, but I’m also not gonna sugarcoat the facts regarding this sort of thing. That video is retarded. The people IN the video may NOT be retarded (clinically at least) but I think we can all agree that the video itself -is at least 4 kinds of “off”. One of which being obvious retardation. Also – creepy brother issue with odd 80’s fashion sense. Duran Duran called and they want their shirt back – AND they think the video is retarded.
    Thanks for stopping by.

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