The internet is retarded.

I have spent too much time on You Tube lately. But not as much as these two.

The next time you think maybe you’ll take a video of you and your brother lip syncing a Katy Perry song and pop it up on the internets for your adoring fans. . . think again.

Then think one more time.

Then take a nap.

DO NOT post it on You Tube. Because if you post it on You Tube, people will see it – and post it on their blogs – and then even MORE people will see it. And then one day your on a job interview at Morgan Stanley and the guy deciding if he wants to hire you for the big VP position you worked your whole life for is gonna look at you and say:

“Do you have a Hello Kitty shirt?

There is something oddly familiar about you . . . “

And one more thing – no way this guy ever kissed a girl. No way.

Coldplagiarism

Did Coldplay steal their new hit from a small unknown American band named Creaky Boards?

Check it out and decide for your own self.