Doctor Mario Baby.
That’s all I have to say.
Doctor Mario.
I cannot believe how fast time passes while I play that ridiculous puzzle game.
A mere 1000 Nintendo points ($10 Bucks) and I am killing viruses with an Italian plumber who apparently went to Med School at some point.
There must be a story there somewhere. I mean, if he’s a DOCTOR why is he always crawling through pipes with his idiot brother? Maybe he is not an “actual” Doctor.
Maybe he’s an underground doctor that they only call the “plumber” because he’ll fix up yer pipes. Maybe he’s a Doctor for the Nintendo Mob . . . maybe . . . not.
Hey now that I think of it, if something is going to cost 10 bucks, why not just say it’s 10 bucks.
Why do Nintendo and Microsoft feel a need to assign a point value to their software downloads and make me purchase their currency as if I have traveled to some virtual duty free shop . . .
Only Sony charges actual US currency for downloading software from their online Sony Shop.
Which leads me to wonder, who is paying for gamer pictures? Seriously. Are you willing to pay for a picture that gets assigned to your gamer tag? Why? Are you paying for THEMES too?
That should be free. Game companies should pay ME for using their logo or charachter as a tatoo of my online identity. It’s advertising for THEM. I don’t gain any notiriety because I have a Gears Of War logo next to my name . . .
I only use the free ones. And only the really goofy free ones. Currently I am using a guy in a top hat that has something to do with Dr. Pepper. I couldn’t tell you what.
So that’s all I have to say for now. Wii Fit, Mario Kart, Dr. Mario – This week is all about Nintendo and frankly it’s about time. They’ve been skating by on Wii Sports for too long . . .
Tommorow I’ll tell ya about the fight I had at Target over a scratched Mario Kart disc . . . That right there is what we in the business call a cliffhanger!
