Does Lyndsey Lohan care that I am a heterosexual?

The New York Post has posted on their website which I will not link to, about 16 pictures of Lyndsey Lohan and her alleged girlfriend.

Do YOU care if Lyndsey Lohan is gay?

I do not.

You see, I will never meet Lyndsey Lohan.

I am a married man.

I am a lot older than her.

If all of these things were not the case, I would still probably not DATE Lyndsey Lohan as I don’t really like her that much.

She doesn’t bother me, but she doesn’t interest me either.

SO why all the chatter then?

GAS is 4 something a gallon where I live.

Milk is almost 5 bucks a gallon.

Obama and Hillary sound like the light persistant humming of a dying lightbulb.

John McCain sounds like he needs a nap.

We are at war with Iraq over. . . apparently nothing because we certainly don’t have their oil.

China and Russia just signed a nuclear “agreement”.

Do you understand where this is headed?

Does it matter if Lyndsey Lohan is gay?

Of course not. All that matters is that the Dark Knight will rock, Hulk is a cartoon and Spiderman 3 still sucks.

NY Post, please Calmixx-ize your priorites.

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