
Hillary Swank has a dead husband in PS- I love you.
Before he died he wrote her a bunch of letters to help her cope with his death.
She gets one each month and she heals a little bit more with each one . . .
BAH.
Hillary Swank will always be that skinny boy in Boys Don’t cry or the dead boxer in Million Dollar baby to me. Hillary Swank in this role is not something I am a fan of.
Now if I were to write letters to my wife from the grave they would go like this . . .
January
Dear WIfe,
This may come as a shock to you, but I always hated Meatloaf.
Love,
Calmixx
February
Dear Wife,
I am not really dead.
Love,
Calmixx
March
Dear Wife,
I also don’t care for Spanish rice. This is not about the rice itself, but more of an ilogical racist statement.
Love,
Calmixx
April
Dear Wife,
Remember back in February when I said I wasn’t dead? I really am. Pysche !
Love,
Calmixx
You get the idea. That’s how I would do it.
Yep.
Sigh.
Probably worth a buck at the Redbox.



May 19, 2008 at 9:37 am
p.s We’re soul mates! Found it equally lame, and for the same reasons.