Steaming pile of Aliens vs. Predator 2…

You see, I’m not the kind of guy who lets others make his decisions for him.

So when my buddy Brother Jobu  told me what a piece of crap this was, I filed the opinion aside but didn’t let it poison the A Vs P well. Well I won’t be making that mistake again.  No sir. From now on, when Brother Jobu says it sucks, IT SUCKS.

How do you screw this up. Take some aliens, take some predators, piss em off and get out the way. This is an easy formula, not a cure for polio. WTF?

Half the time this movie is so darkly lit you can’t even see who is fighting who. In the rare instance you CAN see what the hell is going on, you don’t care.

This was directed by the Brothers Strausse  so I  was like  – “Now it makes perfect sense, they let Zack and Cody make a SCI-FI Horror flick of course it’s gonna suck . . . ” but then my seven year old daughter corrected me and advised that Zack and Cody are the SPROUSE Brothers, so really there is just no excuse.

Hardly worth the buck I spent in the Redbox.

Coolest IRON MAN CGI Animation ever !!!!!

Ummm. . . What the hell is this from?

Is this some Video Game Cut scene or something?

The end of it suggests that it may be a Marvel Comics Ad . . . There are 2 more parts on YouTube that I was able to find by searching for Iron Man . . .

Just incredible. Speaking of which the HULK is in part 3.

Here’s Part One for ya. Go find the others on your own. (You’ll never learn if I just keep doing everything for you…)