Hulk Suck!

Okay look. I really want to like this. I do. But I don’t.
I just don’t.
I like Ed Norton, I like William Hurt, I like Liv Tyler, I like Tim Roth . . .
The Hulk looks like a cartoon.
Ang Lee’s Hulk looked like a REAL PERSON. This looks like a cartoon.
That’s all. Feel free to disagree.

Let.

 

 Fault is like finding your metro card after the train pulls away without you.

It’s good to know you really DID have it with you, but you’re still going to be late. 

You can focus and fester while staring into the darkness trying to figure out exactly what has transpired to leave you in the state you’re in; but after you crack the code and figure out the mystery . . . you’re still there.

 

Better to let go and let God and let live and let it be and let the sun shine in and let the stress melt away and let your conscious be your guide and let the ends justify the means and let your last thought at the end of a bad day be that the bad day has ended.

 

You don’t always have to react. Sometimes you can just let.

 

More of the regular nonsense tommorow . . .

 

Dark Knight Trailer Goodness.

Enjoy before it’s gone . . .

Alas – It’s gone.

But rest assured it was cool.  I think it’s being released for real on Sunday May 4th so at least you won’t have to suffer long.

This place is turning into a Batman Tribute shrine lately . . .

Speaking of Batman . . .

More Dark Knight Marketing . . .

This one looks like a hokey toy advertisement.

This one would make great wallpaper . . .

This one would make me lose sleep . . .

I won the Batmobile!

I won the Batmobile!

2 of them actually ! For a scant $8.50 !

I collect Hot Wheels Batmobiles because essentially I’m like perpetually 9 years old.

So I have been looking all over for this one – the totally bad ass 1966 Barris Futura Batmobile as driven by Mayor West himself !

No one in my Actual life seems to understand how excited I am over this, so I figured maybe someone in my VIRTUAL life would.

There is a car wash near my office that actually owns a replica of the Batmobile. I may try to trade him one of these for the chance to have my photo taken in the drivers seat.  THAT will make a bad ass post . . .

That’s all for now, I have to go sit by my mailbox.

Juno what? I kind of liked it.

HA!

I’m becoming like the evil Gene Siskel of Internet movie reviews!

So I finally got around to seeing JUNO.  It very much reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite. Not in tone at all, but just in the way it “felt”. As funny as it is, it’s obviously culled from someone’s actual experiences.  It has a great cast, Ellen Page, JK Simmons, the kid from Superbad and Arrested Development (who by the way is an excellent actor.), Jason Bateman, Allison Janey,  Jennifer Garner…other people whom I sorta recognized but not enough to seek out their identities . . .

So what can I say about JUNO? It was written by a stripper and it’s about a teenager who gets pregnant and decides to give her baby up for adoption to a couple of yuppies in the Minnesota  (I think) suburbs.  It’s very funny mostly because of Ellen Page’s delivery of the writer’s Kevin Smith-esque dialog and very touching thanks to JK Simmon’s work as her Dad and  Jennifer Garner’s work as a woman who can’t conceive.

Another stand out thing here – the teenagers in this movie, really seem like TEENAGERS. Not like 20 year old actors carrying textbooks.

Definitely worth spending cash at Blockbuster on.

Crazy New Dark Knight Poster !

How cool is that?

IRON MAN Demo on XBOX LIVE

 

 

 

I played the IRON MAN demo currently available on XBOX Live last night.

The game LOOKS beautiful. The weapons are pretty cool and the vocal interaction between Tony Stark and his computer guide Jarvis is well done. (Not sure if it’s actually Robert Downey Jr. but it’s a good enough impression if not . . . )

The problem . . . and it is a HUGE one, is flying.

The flying mechanics on this thing are terrible. You can go UP and you can go DOWN.  Flying FORWARD is a giant pain in the @$$ and seeing as you need to cover ALOT of ground in the demo and ostensibly the game, it should really be tweaked before release.

Flying was almost the ONLY thing the  EA Superman Returns game did right.  The development team on this should really re-evaluate the way ol’ shell head takes to the sky before it’s release . . .

Please SEGA – Don’t release an IRON MAN game unless he can FLY right.

Or maybe toss a few bus stops in the levels so he can travel more conveinently. 

GI No.

GI JOE LIVE ACTION MOVIE !

Ok so first we had a picture of Snake Eyes – VERY COOL.

Then Scarlett – VERY HOT.

Today brings Dennis Quaid as “Hawk” – VERY MEH.

Sorry Dennis. You just sucked the fun out of this one for me.

Back to the Redbox list for this one . . .

GI WHOAH!

This is a picture of Scarlett from the GI JOE Movie.

This is a sentence that I will not even bother to finish while I go buy advance tickets for