Since mostly all I write about are DVDs, I’ve decided to create my own rating system.
Wortha Blockbuster Rental
This means that the movie was worth wasting 5 bucks on.
Wortha Netflix Rental
This means that the movie was worth wasting time in your Netflix Queue on.
Wortha Redbox Rental
This means that the movie is worth a dollar.
Because movie rentals are only a BUCK in a Redbox Kiosk. Seriously. ONE dollar. And I get NOTHING for telling you that. I just think it’s AWESOME!
There.
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Incredible new dvd rating system copyright 2008-Calmixx – I’m watchin’ you Ebert . . .
This movie has NOTHING to do with the Michael Keaton movie White Noise so far as I can tell except that it has some static filled Tv screens.
In fairness, the first White Noise put me to sleep. Turns out, all that ambient static is very relaxing.
This one kept me awake and as a thriller its not bad. Plus, it’s got Katee Sackoff in it and everything is better with Katee Sackoff. It’s also got the guy from Serenity or Firefly or whatever the hell the name of that thing was.