
So I just “accidently” stumbled across more of those Lyndsey Lohan pictures that are all over the place today and I was struck by the fact that the girl is absolutely covered in freckles.
Hey I’m not talking about a face full like Butch from the Little Rascals. I am talking about huge groups of freckles plotting to take over entire regions of the actress’s landscape.
I am certainly no sex symbol – despite all the fan mail (you know who you are
) but hokey smokes I would definately be staying out of the damn sun if I was this girl.
Somebody should get her a big hat.
A BIG hat.
Huge even.
A Floppy one.


