Toy Story 3D Plot revealed ?

February 20, 2008

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I just heard that the plot of the new Toy Story Movie will concern what happens to the toys when they are dropped off at an orphanage after Andy goes away to college.

Okay.

I guess that’s cool.

To be honest I was sorta hoping that Mr. Potato Head would snap from the pressure of having to listen to Wallace Shawn as a Dinosaur whine on and on all day and pick the other toys off one by one “Saw” style, only with deranged toy torture devices, like an iron maiden made out of tinker toys and the like.

Finally at the end, Buzz and Woody are forced to fight each other to the death or the Bo Peep doll will be dropped into a vat of batterry acid that they drained from the RC car.

And the Penguin (who is NOT in a club) with the little broken “wheezer” thing ends up being the master mind behind the whole thing.

Ahem.

Now, for those of you who have reached out to tell me that they think I sound “Angry” on this blog . . . THAT was angry.
Sheesh.
LOL


Freckles . . . they’re everywhere . . .

February 20, 2008

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So I just “accidently” stumbled across more of those Lyndsey Lohan pictures that are all over the place today and I was struck by the fact that the girl is absolutely covered in freckles.

Hey I’m not talking about a face full like Butch from the Little Rascals. I am talking about huge groups of freckles plotting to take over entire regions of the actress’s landscape.

I am certainly no sex symbol – despite all the fan mail (you know who you are ;) ) but hokey smokes I would definately be staying out of the damn sun if I was this girl.

Somebody should get her a big hat.

A BIG hat.

Huge even.

A Floppy one.