Big Brother Star Wars #1

Time travel is nonsense.

So Marty Mcfly goes back in time to escape the plutonium hunting terrorists who have just killed Doc Brown.

He returns after completely changing his families entire history and now has NO IDEA who he has been for 17 years or so because HE has been BACK IN TIME, yet for all the changes he has made in the past he is STILL there in the center of town, helping Doc Brown with his time machine at the EXACT moment HE (original Marty) returns…

His girlfriend; who has now had a COMPLETLY different relationship with a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Marty Mcfly, shrugs her shoulders and hops in the DeLorean to travel to the FUTURE and ahh, well. uhh this hurts my head to think about.

Furthermore – John Connor is man’s last hope against Skynet. He sends one of his best commandos and close friend “Reese” back in time through the “Terminator Time Thingy” to protect his mother from being destroyed by the Terminator and thus ending his existance and sealing the fate of mankind.

So Reese meets up with Sarah Connor, saves her from the Terminator and then fathers John Connor. The person who sent him back in time to essentially rescue him…

This is like staring at a box of Land o Lakes Butter. The Squaw is holding the butter with a picture of the squaw who is holding the butter with a picture of the . . .

Meanwhile in the Nexus . . .

Picard and Kirk team up to fight Malcolm McDowell in an effort to stop him from fulfilling his evil plan. They fail. So Picard goes back in the Nexus, goes back in time and tries again until they succeed. Once they succeed, poor Jim Kirk takes a phaser blast in the back.

For what Godly reason, would Picard not re-enter the Nexus and TRY again instead of giving Starfleet’s most famous disgraced admiral a totally unnecessary and POINTLESS death?

Because time travel is nonsense.

There. See?

HULK NOT WANT TO GET UP FOR WORK!!!

So uh, the new Edward Norton Hulk Movie is going to be so bad @$$ that they have made an adapted version of the “Don’t Wake Daddy” board game to promote it?

So uh, the new Hulk movie is going to be such an amazing spectacle of Comic book movie making that they are marketing a game based on it’s main character to children between the ages of 3 and 5?

I was fairly certain that we were headed for another station on the RAIL ROAD of SUCK, but then I found this . . .

Okay . . . I’m interested.  So when do we get a trailer?

And for the record, Ang Lee did an AMAZING job on his HULK movie. It was an actual COMIC BOOK MOVIE with multiple panels on screen.  Hey they hired the guy to make a comic book into a movie. That’s what he did.

It’s not his fault he translated literally.   He doesn’t even speak English.